Magnum.

Ok, so, we don't have girlfriends anymore.  I graduate in 5 weeks, and we move to different places over the summer.

I am torn up inside.

Apart from that...

Have you seen the MAGNUM ICE CREAM commercials?

Not only do we have this over-sexualized commercial for ice cream bars, but at first the package looks like a condom - and the brand is "magnum".

We were amused.