Magnum.

Ok, so, we don't have girlfriends anymore.  I graduate in 5 weeks, and we move to different places over the summer.

I am torn up inside.

Apart from that...

Have you seen the MAGNUM ICE CREAM commercials?

Not only do we have this over-sexualized commercial for ice cream bars, but at first the package looks like a condom - and the brand is "magnum".

We were amused.

What lies ahead.

We only have 4 months of living together left??????

Sadness.

But sadder still, the fact that we haven't written recently.  We both have girlfriends and that hinders us.  Pussywhipped? You better believe it.

On vs. In

Happily back in my room mates arms... in the living room, her in her "nook" and me in my "throne".

Speaking of, she asks the inhabitants of the room:

"why is it that you sit "on" a couch and yet "in" a chair?"


After we told her how dumb she was, I thought this was a great way to bring our little blog back after being apart for so long.

Anyway, the best explanation we can find via Google is that you are more confined in the chair than the couch.

Hopefully the next thing she spouts off isn't so dumb.
(oh..wait... it was even dumber.)


Don't get me started on her space-time continuum rants.

Catecholamines

Back at home, without the beloved room mate whom I Google so much with!  We'll be reunited soon, but now for my own little Google rant.

 

Inspiration: 

I've been trying to lose weight to make my ex-girlfriend jealous, and also look good for my new love interest, but we all know which one is more important!  I drink coffee often, and I realized that when I drink coffee, I eat less, helping me lose weight.  Is is just because it's filling, or is there some chemical equation?  Well, I googled "lose weight drink coffee" and was lead to next search "catecholamine" which, according to non-scholarly and non-reliable sources, help you lose weight.

From Wikipedia:

Catecholamines are sympathomimetic "fight-or-flight" hormones released by the adrenal glands in response to stress^. They are part of the sympathetic nervous system.
They are called catecholamines because they contain a catechol or 3,4-dihydroxylphenyl group. They are derived from the amino acid tyrosine.
In the human body, the most abundant catecholamines are epinephrine (adrenaline), norepinephrine (noradrenaline) and dopamine, all of which are produced from phenylalanine and tyrosine. Various stimulant drugs are catecholamine analogs.

The search:

There is nothing useful about catecholamines regarding to weight loss.  At least not according to the first three pages of Google results.  Time to find a new magic trick to losing weight!  Exercise? Nah....

Conclusions / favorite findings

• ezinearticles.com still kind of sucks
• there are no "fun facts" about catecholamines
• This link tells you how you can track your weight loss via Twitter (if you're a Twat)
• Volkswalking is a great way to lose weight and stay healthy!

How to Sweep a Girl off of her Feet.

Inspiration: 

After being put in the "friend zone" by a woman I had a crush on, I felt a little bit lost, but that was okay.  Now, she wants to go on a mini road trip with me.  Thus, roomie MJ and I Google "how to sweep a girl off of her feet"

The search:

After sifting through a bunch of hideous, heterosexual articles (I'm a girl trying to sweep a girl off of her feet... I had no idea there were so many creepy dudes out there), we decided on making a list of the things we dubbed most useful...

Some of our conclusions / favorite findings

• ezinearticles.com kind of sucks

• Learn what matters to her. Part of getting to know a woman is to learn about her and what she cares about. Each woman is different, so you need to find what matters to her before you can romance her.

• Walk the fine line between confidence and arrogance. Confident men are sexy as long as they don’t tip the scale into arrogant and domineering. If you believe you can win the woman of your dreams, you are much more likely to succeed. Just let her see your confidence.

• Do this without expecting any reward. Forget about a date or her phone number; just be sincere and it will work out. Giving her a unique compliment could probably make her blush and earn you some points. And even if it fails to do the magic, you could still give yourself credit for being truthful.

Want a good resource?  We liked these:

How To Sweep A Girl Off Her Feet : Definitely the most sensitive, best-delivered advice among the 520,000 results we had.

10 Explosive Tips to Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet : I like lists... I like lists a lot!

Dating Advice for Gays and Lesbians : This site was a find!!!  Many of the search results were horribly written by straight males who don't really know how to romance a woman.  This isn't an article JUST about sweeping people off of their feet, but has many other articles to peruse.